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“My Lord, you are coming back, aren’t you?”

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hunter x team x epic

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it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

You know, that’s fair

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I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!

He’s just an old man…he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!

Alfred: Oh my you’re right

There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well

(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING

Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!

Alfred:

Alfred is the original “Call an ambulance — but not for me”

@dragonpuppies I spent way too long on this

Bruce: I have a code.

Alfred: And I have a gun.

Bruce: time to remove the guns.

Alfred: good fucking luck.

I’ve peer reviewed @ebonyheartnet’s addition and found that it deserves a reblog.

Batman: I’m going to take away your guns, Alfred

Alfred: Then I will switch to store brand chicken noodle soup and you will have to microwave your own pizza rolls

Batman: :O

I mean, even back in the 66 series, Alfread was not someone you messed with.

“Alfred, be careful! The Joker’s an arch criminal!”

“I know, madam, but a very poor fencer!”

OMG GET ROASTED

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